Man Walks into a Bar by Stephen Arnott

Author:Stephen Arnott [Arnott, Stephen; Haskins, Mike]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Ulysses Press

KANGAROOS

A kangaroo keeps getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing how high he

can jump, the zookeepers put up a ten-foot fence. However, next morning the kangaroo is out again. Next time they try putting up a twenty-foot fence but, again, the kangaroo is out the next morning. Frustrated the zookeepers build a forty-foot-high fence. A camel in the next enclosure says to the kangaroo, “How much higher do you think they’ll go?” The kangaroo replies, “About a thousand feet, unless somebody remembers to lock the gate!”

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