Lose, Team, Lose! by R.L. Stine

Author:R.L. Stine
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 2005-09-27T04:00:00+00:00

Later, I was walking across the Great Lawn, feeling awesome, making up some cheers about me—when Sherman Oaks appeared.

“Dude, I just won my soccer game,” he said. “We slaughtered them two to nothing.”

I started to tell him about my football game. But he pushed a ball into my face. “Check out my new soccer ball.”

He rubbed it over my nose and forehead. “Go ahead—feel it, Bernie. Soft, huh? It’s made out of grebe skin.”

I squinted at the ball. “Sherman, what’s a grebe?”

He shrugged. “I don’t know. Some kind of grebe, I guess.”

“Did you kick the winning goal with it?” I asked.

“No way,” Sherman said. “I wouldn’t kick this ball. It’s too valuable! I keep it in my safe.”

Sherman is the only fourth grader I know who has a wall safe in his room.

He pulled out his portable DVD player. “Let me show you the game highlights,” he said. “Of course, I’m in all of them.”

But before he could start the DVD player, April-May June came running up. She was in her green, yellow, and purple cheerleading uniform. Her blond hair floated behind her as she ran.

“Bernie—I’ve got big news!” she cried breathlessly.

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