Jokes to Tell the Queen by Bloomsbury Publishing
Author:Bloomsbury Publishing
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
Published: 2012-06-13T00:00:00+00:00
What did the biscuits say to the almonds?
Youâre nuts and weâre crackers.
Where does the Queen keep her knightsâ armour?
On her knights!
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Where does the vampire keep his money?
At the blood bank.
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?
A smell thatâs hard to get rid of.
What do you call two robbers?
A pair of knickers.
If an Earl is made an OBE, does he become an Earlobe?
Why did the skeleton run up the tree?
Because the dog was after his bones.
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