Jokes for Minecrafters by Michele C. Hollow Jordon P. Hollow Steven M. Hollow

Author:Michele C. Hollow, Jordon P. Hollow, Steven M. Hollow
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2019-02-13T16:00:00+00:00

MINECRAFT LIMERICKS, POEMS, AND HAIKUS

There once was a player named Jay.

He was having a very bad day.

A mob of creepers attacked.

They just wouldn’t stay back.

And sad Jay was all blown away!

■

A blaze swooped in with fireballs blazing.

Some cows nearby were grazing.

The blaze was caught in a trap,

He most surely did snap,

And the explosion was quite amazing.

■

While being pursued on a beach,

The player created a breach.

He threw his last bomb

And escaped without harm,

From the creeper, he was now out of reach.

■

A player tried to retreat.

The situation looked like defeat.

A nearby big ghast

Shot fireballs that blast

And hit him on his very big feet.

■

As explosions lit up the night,

Bombs burst with all of their might.

A zombie, quite young,

Stuck out his tongue

And dared me to come over and fight.

■

I threw a bomb from way up high.

It fell from the dark night sky.

Mobs of ghasts were down below.

Hitting them, I waved hello.

One escaped with a great big sigh.

■

The bomb I made was first class.

No other could ever surpass.

Armed with such power,

I vowed I would shower

A creeper that was giving me sass.

■

A bold player on a new mission

Had untested bombs in his munitions.

Would they be sound?

Would creepers hit the ground?

Yeah, his plan came to fruition!

■

Watch where you travel.

Beware, don’t step on gravel.

It’s a booby trap!

■

Beware, be careful.

Booby traps are hidden here,

And there, and there, too!

■

Did you hear that sound?

Oh no, a ticking time bomb!

Last sound was kaboom!

■

A zombie chased me from the start.

He almost captured my beating heart.

A booby trap I laid

Was the price he had paid.

Now, he’s in many body parts!

■

A legendary player named Pap

Hit targets while taking a nap.

Such precision and ease,

Mobs he could tease

And trick them with hidden booby traps!

■

A mob of zombies hid down by the creek.

For our hero, the world looked bleak.

Hostile mobs kept on forming,

Strange creatures were swarming.

Poor hero ran out of bombs last week.

■

This battle was not what I planned.

I had to attack the zombie by hand.

Behind him I crept,

And I could have wept,

Because my bomb fell into the sand!

■

There once was a player named Nero.

He wanted to feel like a hero.

He bombed a hostile mob

And made this his job.

His chances were greater than zero!

■

He built a booby trap kit

And waited for mobs to steal it.

For in it was a bomb.

Outside it seemed quite calm.

Opened, the mob would get hit.

■

The bomb the player built was a brute.

He disguised it to look rather cute.

His trap he did set

While making a bet

That the creeper would explode en route!

■

A player with a big smile

Built a bomb projectile.

If stepped on just right,

The enemy would take flight

And would explode in great style!

■

A player planned all through daylight

Of the creepers he would bomb in the night.

Large numbers gathered and grew,

Soon there would be just a few.

In blasting them he took great delight!

■

I launched a giant bomber.

This creeper would be a goner.

He fought with great might—

A terrible fight.

He lost, and now I’m much calmer!

■

There once was a player named Tom.

He got hold of a very large bomb.

It blew up in his face.

He was flung into space.

Now, that’s the end of poor Tom.

Download

Copyright Disclaimer:
This site does not store any files on its server. We only index and link to content provided by other sites. Please contact the content providers to delete copyright contents if any and email us, we'll remove relevant links or contents immediately.