Hey, Idiot! by Leland Gregory

Author:Leland Gregory [Gregory, Leland]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-0-7407-9203-8
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Published: 2011-01-15T00:00:00+00:00

A fourth-grade teacher from Rockaway Township, New Jersey, couldn’t believe his ears when the principal accused him of coming to class intoxicated. The teacher drove himself to the police station and demanded a Breathalyzer. He failed and was arrested for DUI.

I Think I Can. I Think I Can. I Think I Can.

CSX railroad police watched as a thirty-year-old Nashville, Tennessee, man placed a twenty-foot ladder across two different train tracks and waited for a train to come along. The police removed the ladder before a calamity could happen and promptly arrested the man. When asked why he had put the ladder across the tracks in the first place, the man explained that he had stolen the ladder and found it too cumbersome, so he put it on the tracks in hopes a train would come by and make two ten-foot ladders out of it. He was sentenced to six months in jail—or another way of looking at it is that he was sentenced to one-half of a one-year sentence.

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