Hers to Tame (The Sideswiped Book 3) by Avery Samson

Author:Avery Samson [Samson, Avery]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2021-04-06T18:30:00+00:00

11

Colin

Oh please, someone kill me. Maybe they already have and I’ve wound up in hell. My head is banging like there are hellhounds in it. Prying my eyes open into slits I look around. Where the hell am I?

Sitting up, I try not to barf when the hellhounds decide to bite the inside of my skull. Oh shit! I recognize that fireplace. I must not be in hell then, Maggie would never be here. I notice sounds coming from the kitchen so I slowly stand up to find the noise. Why am I not wearing any clothes?

I make a decision, if the devil’s banging around in the kitchen, I’m just going to go with him. It can’t be worse than this. I walk into the kitchen to find Maggie flipping pancakes. Yeah, I’m pretty sure this is worse.

“Hey,” she says when she notices me. “Your clothes are on the table.” she points at them with the spatula. I wrestle my pants on before picking up my shirt. Damn, that thing stinks. Do I smell that bad? Maggie laughs when I sniff my armpits. I wipe them with my shirt tossing it toward the back door. I’ll just have to make it to my parents without one. “Coffee?” she asks, sitting a cup in front of me.

“Thanks,” I rasp out, sounding like I smoke ten packs a day. “How did I get here?”

“From what you told me last night, I’d guess either a clown car or fairies.” I look at her like she’s lost her mind. “Looking at the state of you this morning, I think either is viable.” She sets a plate of pancakes in front of me. Carrying a plate of bacon and her pancakes back over, she sits in the seat next to me. “What did you drink last night?”

“I don’t know. Everything? We went to dinner then back to Marcus’ house. Grayson poured the first round. I don’t remember anything after the fifth until this morning.” I take a bite of pancake. I didn’t realize I was starving until that moment.

“You don’t remember anything?” Looking up at Maggie, I see red creeping up her face.

“Oh shit, what did I do? I had my pants on when I showed up, right?” She laughs at me.

“Yes, you at least made it in the house in pants. You did tell me I make your balls hurt though.” I set my fork down before throwing my hands above my head.

“Well that seals it. No other boyfriend will ever be able to match a pickup line as good as that. I’ve ruined you for all other men now, Maggie. Just admit it.” She’s still laughing when I continue my destruction of the pancakes, my brain feeling a little less like it wants to crawl out of my skull. “Maybe I can work that into the toast at our fiftieth wedding anniversary party.”

“So who decided you’re my boyfriend?” she asks around a mouthful of bacon. Really? I would think watching me jack off in the shower would qualify.

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