Funny Feelings by Tarah DeWitt

Author:Tarah DeWitt [DeWitt, Tarah]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2022-04-27T18:30:00+00:00

17

18 MONTHS AGO

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” - Steve Martin

MEYER

I love drunk Fee. She’s even more unhinged than normal. The man that still exists somewhere buried deep within me can’t help but preen a bit at how her eyes linger a little more when she’s this way, biting her lip occasionally. I let myself think that the drunk her is into me, only because I know I’ll never do anything about it.

The rest of me rolls my eyes at myself, and is mildly disgusted at that pervert, though.

Being drunk together may have not been a wise choice, I’m realizing, but numbing my brain felt like the only choice tonight. After I couldn’t even come through for her, after I embarrassed myself on stage.

I look down at the three-foot-long, neon, plastic drink cup in my hand with the matching swirly straw. The thing blurs in and out of focus as I slurp loudly.

Ah. Bummer. Empty again.

I set it on top of a slot machine and blow a raspberry at it before I wander after Fee. Even in my state, she’s easy to track with the balloon animal hat bobbing around. My hand flaps around my own head to make sure I still have mine.

Fee gasps, then, pointing to the 24-hour restaurant sign. “I require a BURGER. Tallyho!”

I nod my agreement silently and follow behind, throwing glares at the dudes whose eyes peruse her too comfortably, or for too long.

Oh yeah, man. I’m sure you’re menacing as fuck in the balloon hat.

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