Five Days of Famous by Alyson Noel

Five Days of Famous by Alyson Noel

Author:Alyson Noel
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Random House Children's Books
Published: 2016-12-13T05:00:00+00:00


DECEMBER 20

4 Days, 14 Hours, 32 Minutes, and 24 Seconds till Christmas

#LAME-O

Turns out, just because one is an International Superstar with serious bank, no parental guidance, and therefore no curfew does not mean he doesn’t have to answer to a higher authority.

In my case, that higher authority is Ezer.

“What’s this?” He looms over me, shaking his phone in my face.

I squint one eye open but only so I can locate the nearest spare pillow and pull it over my head until I can no longer see him. Still, his muffled words manage to penetrate.

“Great way to make use of your Twitter account!” Even from under the pillow I can tell that the words are fueled by high-octane anger. “Using your 140 characters for this little gem: Leaving Jonah K’s lame-o luau! Then, since you presumably had more characters to spare, you added the hashtag WorstPartyEver.” He pulls at the pillow and tries to remove it, but I just tighten my grip. “What the heck, Nick? You serious? Slamming another celebrity like that? What’s gotten into you?”

The honest answer is, I don’t know. Pieces of the night are just now starting to assemble in my brain—something about my phone being passed around so the girls could take selfies and…and send them out into the world.

At the time, it seemed like the best idea ever. The girls were enjoying it. Dougall thought it was hilarious. And when I sent that tweet about Jonah, didn’t everyone laugh so hard we practically fell off our seats?

“Meanwhile,” Ezer continues, adopting an overly dramatic tone, “over on Instagram, there’s a charming pic of you and Dougall with a bunch of half-naked girls who are old enough to babysit the both of you. What the heck were you thinking?”

“They weren’t half-naked,” I mumble. “They were wearing grass skirts and coconut shells—the party was luau themed…”

“What? I can’t hear you, Nick. Speak a little louder, please.” Ezer wrenches the pillow from my head, and I don’t try to fight him.

Images of the night are stampeding through my brain. So much stuff it seems impossible to fit all of that into one single night.

But according to Twitter, Instagram, and Ezer, we did.

“They kept all their clothes on the whole entire time, I swear.”

“Sure, but that’s only because they were barely wearing any to begin with!”

He’s glaring at me. I can feel it. But as of now, I can’t bring myself to look at him.

“And they weren’t nearly as old as you claim. Sixteen at most.”

“Sixteen, really? You sure? You check their IDs, Nick? Because in a town where thirty-year-olds are regularly cast to play teens on TV, that really means a lot.”

“What’s your problem, anyway?” I sit up so abruptly I forget my bed is not only round but set smack in the middle of my room, which means I nearly fall off the edge. And while I may recover quickly, don’t think he didn’t notice. “Sheesh, would you just relax? Nothing happened. We took some pictures, drove around



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