Always Hit on the Wingman by Jake

Author:Jake
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Hachette Books

• Don’t fearlessly follow your boyfriend on a double-black-diamond ski run if you’re actually crapping your ski pants. Do admit that you’re terrified of black diamonds—and promise to crush him later at Ping-Pong.

• Don’t act like you drink straight tequila if smelling straight tequila brings you back to that time you barfed through your nose at that frat party in college. Do realize you can just say, “I’m not drinking tonight.” (It’s a good phrase to know.)

• Don’t act like it’s no big deal to go skinny-dipping if it actually makes you embarrassed and uncomfortable. Do take as much off as you’re comfortable with, and have some good, clean, wet fun.

• Don’t fake a deep love for KFC if you’re a member of PETA. Do fake a deep love for his mom’s cooking, or at least refrain from making gagging motions the first time you eat dinner at her house.

• Don’t act enthusiastic about doing sexual things you’ve never done, never wanted to do, and would prefer to do later, much later, or possibly never. Do let him know when he can help fulfill something you have always wanted to try.

• Don’t pretend you’re one of those girls who doesn’t care about clothes if you really have a closet the size of his living room. Do let it roll off your back when he teases you about having a closet the size of his living room.

Download

Copyright Disclaimer:
This site does not store any files on its server. We only index and link to content provided by other sites. Please contact the content providers to delete copyright contents if any and email us, we'll remove relevant links or contents immediately.