A Gamer Logs into a Bar... by Matt Growcoot

A Gamer Logs into a Bar... by Matt Growcoot

Author:Matt Growcoot
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
Published: 2021-09-15T14:41:49+00:00


What does Lara serve at dinner parties?

Croft Macaroni and Cheese.

What are Mario’s favourite Simon & Garfunkel lyrics?

‘Hello dark NES, my old friend.’

What did the green mushroom say to Luigi?

Get a life!

Why did Dante refuse to chop up onions?

He thought the Devil May Cry.

A creeper walks into a bar …

Everybody dies.

#GamerLife

I think video games are so popular because you can let loose and indulge your wildest fantasies.

For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.



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