Mr. Louie Is Screwy! by Dan Gutman

Author:Dan Gutman
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780061973413
Publisher: HarperCollins

Gross! This was the worst Valentine’s Day in the history of the world!

8

Teachers in Love

For the rest of my life, I would have to live with the fact that I kissed Andrea. But I had to be a man about it.

The next morning Andrea and Emily and the other girls were all whispery and giggly. Miss Daisy hadn’t come in yet. I put my backpack away and marched over to Andrea.

“I just want you to know that I still hate you,” I told her. “I only kissed you because I drank that love potion Mr. Louie put in the water fountain.”

“I know,” Andrea said. “I hate you too, Arlo.”

“Good,” I said. “As long as we’re in agreement.”

“But guess what, Arlo?”

“Your butt?” I replied.

Any time anyone says, “Guess what?” you should always answer, “Your butt.” That’s the first rule of being a kid.

“Miss Daisy has a boyfriend!” she said, all excited.

“What? No way!”

“She does!” said Emily.

“Who is it?” I asked.

“It’s Mr. Macky!” Andrea said, and all the girls collapsed in giggles.

Michael, Ryan, and some of the boys came over.

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