Miss Holly Is Too Jolly! by Dan Gutman

Author:Dan Gutman
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780061973345
Publisher: HarperCollins

“If you don’t have a chimney,” Michael said, “Santa comes in through the toilet bowl. Everybody has one of them.”

“That’s disgusting,” I said. “And he couldn’t fit through the toilet anyway.”

“It’s just impossible,” Ryan insisted. “There’s no way Santa could make toys for every kid in the world.”

“He has Elvis to help him,” I said.

Michael and Ryan looked at me.

“Not Elvis, dumbhead!” Michael yelled, slapping his forehead. “Elves! He has elves to help him!”

“I knew that.”

At the table beside us, Andrea and her annoying friends were giggling. They must have been listening in on our private conversation.

“You better watch out, Arlo,” Andrea said. “Santa has a list, and he’s checking it twice.”

“He knows if you’ve been bad or good,” said Emily, “so be good for goodness’ sake.”

“Who asked you two?” I said.

“You’re naughty,” Andrea said. “But Emily and I are nice, so Santa is going to bring us good presents. He’s probably going to bring you a lump of coal.”

“That’s okay,” I said. “I’ll give it away to some poor boys and girls who don’t have any coal. Then we’ll have more peace and love in the world.”

Ryan and Michael cracked up. Nah-nah-nah boo-boo on Andrea! Why doesn’t a giant lump of coal fall on her head?

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