Love is for Losers by Wibke Brueggemann

Author:Wibke Brueggemann
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Pan Macmillan

Apparently the chemical compound is different in every one of them, and the emotional tears actually contain a natural painkiller.

It’s like your brain is trying to stop your body from hurting by producing these tears.

Which explains my tear-fest yesterday. My brain must have been like: OK, enough of that dull ache you’re feeling about your mother. Here are tears to numb it so you can get on with life.

And today, I actually do feel so much better.

P.S. Miriam Patel is walking around school like she’s Little Miss Studious.

She now wears glasses, but not actual ones, but the non-prescription ones you get from Topshop. And she keeps going on about how ‘the future starts here’.

I’m not being funny, but GCSEs aren’t exactly Oxford entrance exams.

Last year, Rachel Griffin said that she memorized her entire French oral exam, and that she had no idea what any of it actually meant, and that she got an excellent mark. I mean, obviously she’s an actory type, but she was just like: ‘Darling, it’s all about the performance.’ She reckons our teachers are actually so shit that they don’t understand what we’re saying, either, so as long as you babble some rubbish but mention key words like dans, sous, devant and derrière, they’re like: ‘Oh, yes – it’s all there.’

Maths is basically the same shit with different numbers.

But of course, Miriam Patel has to make a drama out of absolutely everything.

What’s with the glasses?

Seriously, she always thinks she has to dress for whatever part she’s playing. It’s school, not a fancy-dress party.

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