101 Clean Hilarious Animal Jokes & Riddles for Kids by Johnny Riddle

Author:Johnny Riddle
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: funny jokes, humor, funny riddles, kids jokes, children jokes, no profanity, jokes for ages 6-10, jokes for boys, jokes for girls, brain teasers, pet jokes, dog jokes, cat jokes, tiger jokes, jungle animals jokes, farm animals, farm animals jokes, tiger, cat, dog, giraffe, fish jokes, fish, shark, whale, birds
Publisher: Johnny Riddle
Published: 2020-02-13T16:00:00+00:00

Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a black vest?

A: An investigator!

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Q: If a monkey explodes, what do you call it?

A: Baboom!

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An elementary school teacher wants to educate her class about animals.

School teacher: "Children, what does a chicken give us?"

Bill: "Eggs!"

School teacher: "Very good, Bill! Class, what does a pig give you?"

Susan: "Bacon!"

School teacher: "Well done, Susan! Anyone else: what does the cow give you?"

George: "Homework!"

School teacher: “...”

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Gareth: "Jane, why do you think rhinos wear pink polish?"

Jane: "I don’t have a clue.”

Gareth: "To hide in cherry trees."

Jane: "Come on, Gareth. I have never seen a rhino sitting in a cherry tree."

Gareth: "See, it works!"

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One day, a flamingo walks in a supermarket and asks the shop assistant if he sells cranberries. The shop assistant says, "No, we do have raspberries and strawberries, but we don't sell cranberries." The flamingo goes home and returns the next day, “Good day, do you sell cranberries?”. Again, the shop assistant says they don’t.

The flamingo leaves the shop, and returns the very next day. “Oh no, there he is again,” says the shop assistant to himself. And sure enough, the flamingo asks the shop assistant if the supermarket sells cranberries.

This time, though, the shop assistant is so fed up with this annoying flamingo that he says, "No, flamingo, we don't sell cranberries! And if you come back tomorrow and ask me this same question again, I swear I will nail your beak to the floor of the supermarket!"

The flamingo goes home again. The shop assistant can’t believe his eyes when he sees the flamingo walk through the door again, the next day. This time, the flamingo asks, “Do you have any nails?” The shop assistant says, "No, we don’t have any nails."

"Okay, good,” the flamingo says, “Do you sell cranberries?"

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Q: What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?

A: A Hensemble!

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Q: How are a dog and a marine biologist alike?

A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

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