Vampires Ruin Everything (Scared Silly #3) by Elizabeth Eulberg

Author:Elizabeth Eulberg [EulbeRg, ElizaBeth]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Published: 2024-01-02T00:00:00+00:00

Vampires are many things: The undead, bloodsuckers, killers, immortal … But they are also really, really inconsiderate of other people’s time.

Sofia glances at her watch. “The sun will be down in twenty minutes.”

Regan tries not to bite her fingernails. As much as she wants proof, that will also mean that four vampires have been roaming around her house … where they have been invited inside by her mother.

Sofia’s phone chirps. She rolls her eyes. “Bennett,” she replies, even though the eye roll sort of was a clue. “He apparently can’t look outside and see the sun is still out.”

Since there wasn’t a good excuse for Darius and Bennett to hang around, they went home. Sofia stayed for dinner and is spending the night. They used math as an excuse, but Regan’s parents have been extra understanding lately.

You know, since she did save the town while they did nothing.

So Sofia and Regan wait for the vampires to come out.

And wait.

And wait some more.

It’s not like Regan isn’t excited to have a friend sleep over, and it’s none other than Sofia. She just wishes she could have these things without the whole pending-danger thing.

But this also means Regan can show off her new bunny.

“Isn’t she so cute?” Regan says as Lucky chomps on her dinner of greens: Parsley, mint, and coriander.

Do you want to guess how Sofia reacts to Lucky?

Are you assuming it begins with an and ends in noyed? Because it’s Sofia, so no duh that’s how she’s going to be.

But you would be … wrong! WRONG, I tell you!

See, even three books in, I’ve still got some surprises up my sleeve.

“She’s so cute.” Sofia’s lying on her tummy so she’s more on Lucky’s level. She strokes Lucky’s soft gray fur. “Can I feed her a leaf?”

“Of course!” Regan takes a leaf from Lucky’s bowl and hands it to Sofia.

Sofia holds it out, and as Lucky nibbles on the mint sprig, Sofia lets out a giddy laugh.

(At this point, I should apologize to you, dear reader. I’ve been warning you when things get scary and gross, but I should’ve prepared you for Sofia’s beyond-shocking behavior.)

Lucky gives Sofia a few sniffs, trying to see if she has any more food on her. Then bops Sofia’s arm with her nose. Sofia gets another leaf and Lucky practically jumps on her.

“I want a bunny!” Sofia says, then she coos at Lucky. Like, an actual coo.

Someone needs to get a bunny to the Norland-Vargas household stat. It might actually make Sofia … more tolerable of just … basically everything?

Suddenly, Lucky stops eating. She stands on her hind legs, her nose in the air, sniffing.

After a few more sniffs, Lucky bolts under Regan’s twin-sized bed.

“Not again!” Regan bends down and sees the bunny trembling. “Come here. It’s okay.”

There’s a knock on the door.

“Come in—” Regan starts just as Sofia says, “Don’t!”

But it’s too late.

The door opens and Matthew glides into Regan’s bedroom. She invited a vampire into her room.

At least she’s not alone. She has Sofia. And Lucky.

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