THIS WAY TO SPACESHIP by Darby Rhys
Author:Darby, Rhys
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2013-10-20T00:00:00+00:00
Conversation Starters
If you havenât reached COOL GUY/GAL status yet then chances are you may have to start a few conversations yourself. I generally like going up to the most alone or awkward-looking people. Why? Because theyâll get a kick out of being spoken to, and after all theyâre the kind of people I can relate to.
Here are some great sentences to start you off onto a lengthy discussion about nonsense.
For talking to guys:
âHey man, 2012 eh?â
âHey man, are you into space and time?â
âHey man, are you into watches?â
âHey dude. Funny word âdudeâ, isnât it? Look at us, just a couple of dudes.â
âNice shirt, man. Ping pong?â
âGreat vibes here, huh? What about over here?â (move slightly)
âWhat are your feelings on Bigfoot?â
âHey man, do you own any flippers?â
âSchwarzenegger or Stallone growing up?â
âSkateboarding as an adult ⦠theories?â
âHey man, Tintin fan?â
âHey man, favourite explorer?â
âHey bud, have you ever been whale watching?â
âIs that your muscle car parked out on the street?â
âHey â Mike? No? ⦠Jason? There are only so many names.
If I keep trying one of these will hit ⦠Tarquin?â
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