The Funniest Knock Knock Jokes Ever! by Editors of Portable Press

The Funniest Knock Knock Jokes Ever! by Editors of Portable Press

Author:Editors of Portable Press
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Portable Press


Knock-knock!

Who’s there?

Chicken.

Chicken who?

Chicken your pocket. I think your key’s in there.

Knock-knock!

Who’s there?

Pasta.

Pasta who?

Pasta bread, I’m hungry.

Knock-knock!

Who’s there?

Arthur.

Arthur who?

Arthur any brownies left?

Knock-knock!

Who’s there?

Bean.

Bean who?

Bean a long time since breakfast.

Knock-knock!

Who’s there?

Eyewash.

Eyewash who?

Eyewash the dishes, you dry.

Knock-knock!

Who’s there?

Alma.

Alma who?

Alma cookies are gone!



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