The Daughter in Law by Jordan Silver

Author:Jordan Silver [Silver, Jordan]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Literature & Fiction, Erotica, Humorous
Amazon: B00LNM944M
Goodreads: 22707181
Published: 2014-07-08T04:00:00+00:00

Hospital security had to break us up and then they kicked me out because I started it. They couldn’t very well ask her to leave anyway since they had to stitch her mouth back together. Dumb twit.

So I’m outside in the parking lot wondering what I was supposed to do now? Damien was still in the room with Maleficent and I wasn’t sure how long it would be before he knew what had happened? Would Denise or his dad even tell him? I doubt it.

I sat in the car and stewed because this whole thing was so unfair. I just know Damien’s gonna blame me for this.

I sat there biting my nails and pleading with pin not to make me throw up. My mind was going in sixty different directions at once. The end all and be all was that ratchet crotch had destroyed any chance I had for a good holiday.

I tried to remember at what point the beast from the great beyond had taken up residence in that black putrid mass she calls a heart, but no one discerning moment came to mind. When I first met the wildebeest I thought I’d hit the jackpot. Who haven’t heard in law stories? I’d heard plenty. But my future mother in law was a gem. She was always praising me, giving me compliments on the way I dressed, my hair, the way I carried myself. There was always something wrong with the tentacle that she’d birthed but I just figured Barbara was that one lunatic relative everyone in the south supposedly had out on their front porch.

We use to actually do things together, and Damien, since he was away so much, was more than happy that his girl and his mom were close.

Fast-forward to six months after we met and he asked me to marry him. Now mind you it could’ve been the fact that we’d only known each other that period of time that had her spooked. I understand a woman looking out for her son. What I didn’t understand was her sudden attacks. The snide comments and innuendos, the slights that left me second guessing myself and always these things were done out of earshot of Dami.

It all really became clear when I would run into her friends and they’d all ask when I was due. At first I had no idea what they were talking about, until one of them slipped and let the cat out of the bag. This Hag was telling everyone, friends and family alike that I was pregnant and that’s why her Damien ‘had’ to marry me. Huh! I let that one slide because maybe that’s what she really thought.

Then it came time to plan the wedding and she wanted to take over. Everything I chose was faulty in one way or the other. Then she wanted to invite about a hundred other people that neither of us knew. Just people she’d ran into throughout her life that had no real meaning for her other than as a thorn to poke me in the side with.

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