Thanksgiving Jokes by Arnie Lightning

Thanksgiving Jokes by Arnie Lightning

Author:Arnie Lightning
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: holiday books, funny jokes for kids, kids thanksgiving books, thanksgiving jokes, childrens thanksgiving books, thanksgiving books for kids, thanksgiving books, i can read books, ages 6 8, joke books for kids ages 7 to 9
Publisher: Hey Sup Bye Publishing


Q: What is brown and white and flies all over?

A: A Thanksgiving turkey being carved with a chain saw!

Q: What do you get when you cross a Thanksgiving dessert and a monster?

A: Bumpkin pie!

Q: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?

A: Peach gobbler!

Q: Can you spell Indian house with only two letters?

A: TP!

Q: Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving?

A: A turkey because it is always stuffed!

Q: Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling down?

A: Because they wore belt buckles on their hat!



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