Seriously, Just Go to Sleep by Adam Mansbach

Author:Adam Mansbach [Mansbach, Adam]
Language: eng
Format: epub, pdf
Tags: Juvenile Fiction, Humorous Stories, Humor, General, Bedtime & Dreams
ISBN: 9781453257760
Google: 2OKcvaKT9nwC
Publisher: Akashic Books
Published: 2012-04-03T04:00:00+00:00

This room is all I can remember,

The furniture flimsy and cheap.

You win. You escape. You run down the hall.

As my chin hits my chest, and I sleep.

Bleary and dazed I awaken

To find your eyes shut, so I keep

My fingers crossed tight as I tiptoe away

And pray that you’re really asleep.

We’re finally watching our movie.

Popcorn’s in the microwave. Beep.

No way. Don’t believe it. You’ve gotta be kidding.

All right, well . . . let’s go back to sleep.

Adam Mansbach’s books include a beloved, bad-word-filled “children’s” book our publisher won’t let us name here, as well as the California Book Award–winning novel The End of the Jews, the cult classic Angry Black White Boy, and the graphic novel Nature of the Beast. His new novel, Rage Is Back, will be published in January 2013.

www.AdamMansbach.com

In addition to the aforementioned unmentionable, Ricardo Cortés has illustrated books about grass, jury duty, electricity, and the Jamaican bobsled team. He lives in Brooklyn, where he is working on a book about a shark.

www.RMCortes.com

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