Really Horrible Animal Jokes by Karen King

Really Horrible Animal Jokes by Karen King

Author:Karen King [King, Karen]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Jokes
ISBN: 9781838578060
Publisher: Arcturus Digital Limited


Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Goose.

Goose who?

Goose who’s knocking at your door!

What did the black cat do when its tail was cut off?

It went to a re-tail store.

What’s worse than a bull in a china shop?

A porcupine in a balloon factory.

Two cows were talking in the field.

Cow 1: Are you worried about this mad cow disease?

Cow 2: Why should I be? I’m a penguin.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat?

When you are a mouse.

Little sausage dog, Walks across the street. Here comes a speeding car, Now it’s sausage meat!



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