Planet Tad by Tim Carvell

Author:Tim Carvell [Carvell, Tim]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 0101-01-01T00:00:00+00:00

Well, this was my last day at the Hot Dog Pound. Apparently, I passed out in the parking lot and Pam dragged me inside. It turns out I was horribly dehydrated. Sean promised to give me two weeks’ pay if I didn’t sue, and my dad said, “Don’t worry, we won’t make you find another job.” Which made me really happy, until he said, “There’s a lot of chores that need doing around the house, anyway.” So… I’ll still be working, just not getting paid. Great.

July

Spent today drinking Gatorade and recovering from yesterday’s dehydration incident. Watched a double feature of Night at the Museum and Night at the Museum 2 on TV, then fell asleep and had a weird dream about a movie called Night at the Zoo, where Ben Stiller’s a security guard at a zoo where, at night, all the animals magically turn into stuffed dioramas. It was kind of a boring dream, actually.

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