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4 stand-upguys â27 YEAR LD 60 PENTHOUSE.COM Forget Hollywood. We found a real-life stand-up comic who nearly reached his fourth decade without getting laid. By Dan Naturman Illustrations by Coulas and Lourdes was 24 years old the first time I kissed agirl. Thatis notatypo. Most guys had their first kiss when they were wideeyed young boys, in the wood-paneled basement of their neighbor's house, or at summer camp, stealing a moment in the woods behind the arts-and-crafts shack. l, on the other hand, was a law student with chest hair. Rare is the man who can boast aclass on the federal tax code and his first kiss onthe same day. The young lady, about the same age as me, was named Sonia. We were set up by a mutual friend. Sonia was attractive and had a really good body. I took her to the restaurant on top of the Beekman Tower hotel, in Midtown Manhattan. It has an absolutely amazing view of the city. | donât remember what we talked about. Iâm sure | asked her about her job and she probably asked me about law school. No doubt | tried to steer the conversation to the topic of stand-up comedy, which was something | had just started doing and believed at the time was a lot sexier than being a law student. do remember that, as we were leaving, she pointed out a couch in the corner of the lobby and said that it would be acool place to make out. Any normal 24-year-old male would have realized that such a statement was a hint, and not a very subtle one. But | was by no means a normal 24-year-old male. Seven years earlier, the day | was shipping off to college, my father had sat me down for âa talk.â The talk, in fact. | was 17 years old, but | looked about 12. Puberty had only just started for me. I was five foot one and scrawny and had a big nose. | still have a big nose, but back then my face was smaller, so it looked even more ridiculous. My father sat me down and started mumbling about girls, and living in the same dorm with them, and did | һаÑе condoms? Ð was thinking, Does this maniac really think I'm getting laid any time soon? Why is he doing this? Perhaps my mother had put him up to it: âYou need to talk to Daniel about safe sex. He's such a handsome boy, like
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