My Arch Enemy Is a Brain in a Jar by David Solomons
Author:David Solomons [David Solomons]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781788001144
Publisher: Nosy Crow
Published: 2018-12-15T00:00:00+00:00
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IN TWO MINDS
The world was a blur. My vision was filled with a confusing haze of grey dotted with blocks of primary colours. I wasnât sure what just happened, but I had a bad feeling. Make that two bad feelings. One, Lor-Ayn had hijacked Star Ladâs telekinetic power to blast her prison, and now she was free. And two, I could no longer feel any superpowers inside me. I wanted to scream and shout and write a letter of complaint. Write a million billion letters. It. Was. So. Unfair! Iâd been so close to becoming a superhero but I had missed my chance. I was gutted. I could have raged about the injustice forever â and I made a mental note to revisit my displeasure at a later date â but there was no time to mope. I sensed someone close by. At least it wasnât Lor-Ayn. Sheâd poked around enough inside my head that I would have recognised her touch.
âHello?â I said.
No answer.
âI know youâre there. Show yourself.â
There was a sound of shuffling feet.
âLuke, is that you?â
It was Zackâs voice. My last request to Serge and Lara had been to find my brother. Theyâd come through for me, yet again. âYes, itâs me. Are Lara and Serge with you?â
âNope. Should they be?â
Strange question. I squinted through the haze. âI canât see you.â
âI canât see you either,â he replied, puzzled. âOh wait, are you using my telepathic power to communicate?â
âI doubt it,â I said. âWave at me.â
âI canât wave,â he replied. âIâll fall off.â
That was a bit odd. âOK then, Iâll wave at you.â I raised a hand.
And fell.
âAaaaah!â I cried.
âAaaaah!â cried Zack.
There was the sound of a rope zipping through a pulley. My vision returned just in time to see a hard floor rising to meet me. A safety harness bit, arresting my fall with a jolt a couple of metres above the floor.
It took me a second to recognise my new surroundings. I was no longer on the command bridge beneath the resort. Instead, I dangled off Mount Cleverest, suspended by a gently swinging rope. I didnât need a mirror to confirm my new reality.
I was me again. Plain old Luke Parker. At least I wouldnât have to put up with Zack moaning about being me any longer.
âLuke, I still canât see you.â
I could tell from Zackâs voice that he was growing concerned. âAre you near the climbing wall?â I asked.
âYes.â
âThen look up. Iâm the one swinging on the end of a rope.â
âYou canât be,â said Zack.
âWhy not?â
âBecause so am I.â
There was a long pause as we each processed this information and, like two jets on a collision course, came to the same terrible, fiery conclusion.
âLuke, I think weâre inâ¦â
ââ¦the same body.â
In the silence that followed the only sounds were the creaking of the rope that now held up both Parker brothers in a single body, and my stunned breathing. I could feel Zackâs invisible presence. It was like having someone hovering at your shoulder, but never being able to turn around fast enough to see them.
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