Mouse Jokes by Uncle Amon

Author:Uncle Amon
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: early readers, elementary books, jokes for kids, beginning readers, ages 8 12, mouse book, ages 6 8, kids joke books ages 4 8, mouse club books, mouse jokes
Publisher: Hey Sup Bye Publishing

Q: What kind of musical instruments does a mouse play?

A: The mouse organ!

Q: Why do mice have long tails?

A: Because they would look funny with long legs!

Q: How do mice celebrate a new home?

A: Mouse warming party!

Q: What is gray and furry on the inside and rolled up?

A: A mouse burrito!

Q: What was the mouse’s favorite record?

A: Please cheese me!

Q: What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?

A: Mouse code!

Q: What do you get if cross a mouse with a packet of washing powder?

A: Some bubbles and squeak!

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