Monster Jokes by Arnie Lightning

Monster Jokes by Arnie Lightning

Author:Arnie Lightning
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: halloween jokes, monster jokes, halloween books, childrens halloween books, halloween books for kids, kids halloween books, monster joke book, halloween joke book, i can read book, kids halloween jokes
Publisher: Hey Sup Bye Publishing


Q: Did you hear about the monster that had 10 arms?

A: He was all fingers and thumbs!

Q: What noise do you hear if two monsters jump off a cliff?

A: Boom! Boom!

Q: What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

A: The boogeyman!

Q: How do you address a monster?

A: Very politely and from far away!

Q: What makes an ideal present for a monster?

A: Five pairs of gloves. One for each hand!

Q: What does a monster do when he loses his head?

A: He calls a head hunter!

Q: How does Frankenstein sit in a chair?

A: Bolt upright!



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