Junie B.'s Second Sensational Ebook Collection! by Barbara Park
Author:Barbara Park [Park, Barbara]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-0-385-39183-2
Publisher: Random House Children's Books
Published: 2013-12-17T00:00:00+00:00
My stomach did a flippy flop.
âFor me? Is that really for me!â I said very squealing.
Then I snatched that thing right out of his hand. And I zoomed all around the room.
âOh boy!â I said. âItâs really for me! Itâs really for me! And so now Iâm not the only one!â
I zoomed all around the big wood chair.
Principal looked nervous of me.
He hurried up and opened his door.
Then I zoomed right out of there!
And I didnât stop till I got to Room Nine!
8/Ruining My Saturday
On Saturday, Mother woke me up from sleeping.
âWe have to go to the store and buy Jim a present,â she said.
I did a sleepy yawn.
âYeah, only I donât actually like that boy,â I explained. âAnd so you can go by yourself. And I will trust your judgment.â
I pulled the covers over my head.
Mother pulled them off again.
Then she made me get dressed.
And she made me eat a banana.
And she made me go to the store with her.
She holded my hand and pulled me behind her.
âSince we donât know what he already has, letâs get him something unusual,â she said.
âLetâs get him greasy, grimy gopher guts. That is unusual,â I said.
Mother made a sick face.
She pulled me through the store.
We went past the bathroom stuff.
I pointed.
âThat. Letâs get him that,â I said. âThat is unusual.â
Mother sucked in her cheeks.
âWeâre not getting him a toilet brush,â she said.
She pulled me past the pet stuff.
âThat. Letâs get him that,â I said. âThat is unusual.â
But Mother said, âNo choke chain.â
Just then, she pulled me past the tools.
Thatâs when my eyes popped right out of my head!
âTHAT! LETâS GET HIM THAT! LOOK, MOTHER! LOOK! I LOVE THAT THING!â
I runned to it speedy quick.
âITâS A TOOL BELT! SEE? ITâS JUST LIKE GRAMPA MILLERâS! ONLY ITâS MADE FOR LITTLE CHILDREN LIKE ME! SEE IT, MOTHER? SEE THIS WONDERFUL THING!â
Mother took it down off the shelf.
âLook!â I said. âIt has a hammer! And a screwdriver! And some pliers! And a flashlight! And a real actual level with a bubble in it! Plus also, thereâs a pocket with nails in the front.â
I jumped all around.
âCan I try it on? Can I? Please, Mother? Please? Please?â
Mother shook her head no.
âWeâre not shopping for you today, Junie B. Weâre shopping for Jim, remember?â
âI know it. I know we are shopping for that Jim,â I said. âAnd so this can be for his birthday. Only first I have to try it on to see if it fits. âCause him and me are both the same size, I bet!â
Finally, Mother fastened the tool belt on me.
âOooo! It has Velcro!â I said. âI love this stickery stuff! Can we buy it? Please, Mother? Can we buy it? And take it home to my house?â
Mother thought and thought.
âI donât know, Junie B. Something tells me this isnât a good idea. Iâm afraid youâll want to keep it.â
âNo, I wonât! I wonât want to keep it. I promise, Mother! I promise! I promise!â
And so finally Mother gave in to me. And she bought the wonderful tool belt.
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