Is it Bedtime Yet? by Emily Writes

Author:Emily Writes [Writes, Emily]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780143772842
Publisher: Penguin Random House New Zealand
Published: 2013-04-08T00:00:00+00:00

Terrible and great crowdsourced hacks to make you feel better about your adequate parenting

BY THE SPINOFF PARENTS

Need a parenting hack? These brainwaves are courtesy of contributors to Spinoff Parents. Note: don’t necessarily try these at home …

I bribe my child to behave in public so often that we’ve worked out how to do it through hand-squeezes. Three hand-squeezes means ‘Shut up, you’ll get a McFlurry on the way home.’ It’s perfect, cos people think I’m squeezing her hand to be reassuring and because I’m a loving, devoted mother. Somebody once picked up on it and I said it stood for ‘I love you.’ She genuinely thought my love for my child calmed her down.

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