I Look Forward to Hearing from You by Nick Bhasin
Author:Nick Bhasin [Bhasin, Nick]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781761046995
Publisher: Penguin Random House Australia
I was starting to have my doubts about whether Maybellene and I were meant to be together. (Doubts I didnât take all that seriously. I was ready to make an honest man out of myself.) To put her out of my mind, I took a fat burner called CamelFire and went to the gym for a seriously long run that would violently shake the growing globes on my chest. As I ran, my mind raced around, weaving great reams of anxious poetry. Then I started feeling the hot needles in my hands. I tried to shake them off. Shake shake shake. Then, again, up my arms. I shook my arms and hands wildly. The heat moved to my chest. It was more intense than before, like someone had run me through with an enflamed sword. I groaned. Was this the fire of the camel?
I looked peripherally and felt a sharp, powerful shock snap through my head. I screamed and clutched my head. I slowed the treadmill speed but kept running. Someone asked if I was okay and my eyes moved towards them and ZAP. The shock stabbed my brain again. I screamed again and stopped the treadmill. I packed up and left the gym.
I kept my eyes forward as I drove home. When I thought about looking peripherally or turning my head, I started to sweat. I knew what was coming.
ZAP!
ZAP!
ZAP!
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