Harley Quinn's Shocking Surprise by Dan Schoening
Author:Dan Schoening
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: 9781434215628, 9781434298430, Fiction, Batman, Action & Adventure/General, Nature & the Natural World/Environment, Comics & Graphic Novels/Superheroes
Publisher: Capstone
Published: 2010-01-15T00:00:00+00:00
The people in the audience shouted and begged for the Joker to release Robin. But it was obvious that they were tired. Their voices were hoarse from hours of laughing at the Jokerâs jokes.
âUm, Mr. J.,â Harley Quinn pointed to the tank. Sharks and electric eels swam near Robin. âThe partyâs not over yet.â
âOkay,â the Joker pouted.
He pushed another button on the remote. Robin was yanked out of the water, gurgling and sputtering.
âLetâs try another one,â the Joker turned to the crowd. âWhatâs a sharkâs favorite sandwich?â
The crowd stared, dumbfounded, at the Joker. No one responded.
âCome on, people!â the Joker screamed.
âThe Boy Wonder is about to become a shark treat,â he threatened.
Still silence from the crowd.
âI know! I know!â Harley raised her hand. âPeanut butter and jellyfish!â
The Joker chuckled. A clown raised the sign to laugh, but the crowd only let loose a half-hearted chuckle.
âNot good enough,â the Joker yelled, pushing a button on the remote.
Robin took a deep breath before plunging into the water again. He didnât struggle once he was submerged. He didnât want the sharks to mistake him for prey. If he thrashed around, they might think he was an injured seal or fish.
Robin backed up against the reef. He tried to use the coral to cut the rope.
Robin had to be careful because the coral was razor sharp. If he cut himself, the sharks would smell the blood and attack. He also needed to keep clear of the electric eels. They could deliver a deadly shock if he touched one of them.
âCan I try a joke, Mr. J.?â Harley asked.
âSure,â the Joker replied, pushing the button. Robin was yanked out of the water.
Harley turned to the crowd. âWhat do you get when you cross an electric eel with a sponge?â she asked. After a brief pause, Harley shouted, âA shock absorber!â
No one laughed.
âThatâs curtains for the Boy Wonder,â the Joker said, about to push the button.
âWait!â Harley Quinn said. âA very special guest will be showing up soon!â
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