Evan's Autobiodrawgraphy by Apseloff Stanford
Author:Apseloff, Stanford
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Ohio Distinctive Publishing
Published: 2024-01-09T00:00:00+00:00
Ryanâs Favoriteâpen and magic marker on paper
After geography, I have language arts. I like reading more than Ryan does, which makes no sense because Ryan gets all the cool picture books, like Dr. Seuss.
Iâm also learning cursive writing, but they only teach capital letters the first year. UNLESS YOU LIKE SHOUTING ALL THE TIME, THAT MAKES NO SENSE!
Mathâpencil on paper
I asked Dad what he remembers about language arts, but he said he doesnât remember much. He says you mostly tend to remember the really terrible things that happen to youâlike math.
âMath is torture,â says Dad. âAs soon as you understand how anything works, youâre expected to do something on top of that . . . and then on top of that again, never ending.â
It must be lonely being a great mathematician, sort of like speaking a language that nobody understands. But Dad says you need math to know whether to buy a large pizza for $14.99 or two smalls for $7.99 each. He says you should calculate the price per square inch, but howâs that work when you throw out the crust?
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