Don't Read the Comments by Eric Smith

Author:Eric Smith
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Harlequin
Published: 2020-01-28T00:00:00+00:00

Reclaim the Sun: Chat Application

AARON: On my way home now.

D1V: Wait what? Now?

D1V: Aren’t you with your video game designer pals or something? Making the next Flappy Bird?

AARON: Oh, sooooo funny.

D1V: Or are you more of an Angry Birds fan?

AARON: You are about to get blocked.

D1V: You wouldn’t.

AARON: I wouldn’t. And no, they can wait. They don’t need me today.

D1V: If you’re about to say something sappy about me needing you, I will light my phone on fire.

AARON: What is with you and lighting things on fire?

AARON: Also, they literally don’t need me. It’s an art day. They don’t need my stories.

D1V: Oh.

AARON: I mean.

AARON: You could use a friend though, right?

D1V: THERE IT IS.

D1V: I KNEW IT.

D1V: (takes out lighter, holds up phone).

D1V: Goodbye, dear phone.

AARON: Okay you couldn’t type on your phone while setting it on fire.

AARON: Also it’s not like that. Just saying.

D1V: I’m just busting your chops.

AARON: Can we talk using the like, speakers in the game and whatnot later?

AARON: Your sarcasm is very lost in here, and you are the queen of it.

D1V: Hah, sure.

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