Do You Love Your Mom and Her Two-Hit Multi-Target Attacks?, Vol. 9 by Dachima Inaka and Iida Pochi

Author:Dachima Inaka and Iida Pochi. [Dachima Inaka and Iida Pochi]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Yen On
Published: 2021-05-18T00:00:00+00:00

“…Yeah, that’ll do.”

The snow hut had been cleared away and new furnishings installed near the base of the giant fir tree.

At the venue was a massive banquet table covered in elegant candelabras, and a brick fireplace was nearby. There were also enough comfortable couches to seat everyone. Dark-Mom Deathmother was seated on one of them, tapping and swiping away on her tablet. Her participation was strictly voluntary.

The style was reminiscent of Christmas parties in Northern Europe. Truly a scene that promised a most wonderful time…

“Heh, it’s perfect. Well, Masato? Have I impressed you yet?”

“Sure, Shiraaase, it’s ‘perfect.’ Except for the fact that there’s no ceiling or walls.”

“An intentional oversight to allow you to soak in the splendor of the locale. We have snow wards installed, never fear. And there’s one other feature to ensure the party is a success.”

Shiraaase pointed behind the giant fir.

A figure in red appeared.

“Ma-kun! I tried it on, but what do you think? It’s Santa Mommy! Mommy Santa! Hee-hee.”

Mamako was wearing a red-and-white Santa costume so skimpy, she seemed ready to spill out of it.

A vein throbbed on Masato’s face, but he forced himself to smile pleasantly.

“Uh, sure, it looks great. Totally.”

“Oh my! Ma-kun’s doing the calm before the storm.”

“Here you are, doing everything you can to make this a fun event, and he’s radiating hostility. You’ve got a lot of nerve, Masato.”

“It’s a normal reaction! Nobody my age would welcome their mother dressed as Santa…gasp!”

The giant fir was glowing with the light of punishment. Naughty children who dissed their mom’s cosplay would need to be reformed, starting over from the very—

“No, no, no, I didn’t mean that! I was just kidding!” His desperate pleas managed to talk it down.

“Th-the costume itself isn’t a problem! It’s just, uh…yeah, cooking! I just figured that if you’ve got a lot of cooking to do today, a different outfit would be more practical!”

“Oh, that’s right! We’ll have to start cooking soon or we won’t be ready in time for dinner! I’d like to prep tomorrow’s dishes while I’m at it. Hahako!”

“Yes, let’s make this the best meal yet.”

“Er, but if you could just change first… Nobody’s listening.”

The two moms ran into the kitchen that had been set up for this party venue. They were inspecting the available ingredients, formulating a plan of attack.

Clearly Christmas prep was going smoothly.

“So the moms are cooking… And what are you good little boys and girls doing?”

“I’m gonna do my best to ignore what she’s wearing, and help cook. If that helps me get designated as a good kid and grow more, all the better. Right, Amante?”

“I won’t! I’d never help a mother cook! Humph!”

“Oh, really? You and Hahako were getting along so well. Yo, Sorella, Fratello, what’s going on?”

“I dunnoooo. But I agree with Amante heeeere.”

“Mm. Ain’t about to help no moms.”

“All of you, huh? What gives? You holding a grudge about the shots or something? That can’t be true, right?”

The little Kings all rubbed their arms where the needles had poked them, avoiding his gaze.

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