Diary of a Surfer Villager: Book 15: (an unofficial Minecraft book for kids) by Dr. Block

Author:Dr. Block [Block, Dr.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: DrBlockBooks.com
Published: 2019-09-05T07:00:00+00:00

I relaxed my sword. “Seriously? Don’t you guys ever stop?” I said.

“Yeah,” said Biff, “and where did you come from anyway?”

The wandering villager smiled. “It is of no matter. I, Benoit, simply live to serve, and I serve by trading. What would you like? What do you want? What do you … hurrr … need?”

Weirdo.

“Nothing, bro,” I said. “Can you please get out of here? You are drawing attention to us.”

The wandering villager laughed. “No one notices a wandering villager until he or she needs something. We are like ghosts.”

This guy was crazy, and had a seriously over-inflated self worth.

“Please leave,” said Biff.

“Are you sure there is not anything you need?” asked the wandering villager.

You know what? I did need something.

“Alright, bro, I do need something. You got a book that tells me how to stop the blending?” I asked.

The wandering villager suddenly became sad and then just as quickly became angry. “No. I do not. How could you ask me for something you know I do not have? You are not playing fair.” He began to cry and shake with rage.

This guy was looney tunes.

“Look, either you get lost, or I will get you lost,” I said, holding my sword with menace. “Get it?”

The wandering villager’s eyes got wide with shock. “Well … hurrr … I have never been so insulted in all my life.” He turned to his llamas. “Come on, girls, we are leaving.”

He turned and walked away.

Good riddance.

I looked back at the water, reached my sword out, and tapped the water with it a few times. There was no response. I tapped the water again a few times and a drowned began to rise to the surface. When he popped his head out of the water, I whispered, “DJ? Is that you?”

In response, the drowned growled and clawed at my face. He was too fast, and left a deep gouge in my skin. “Oowww!” I said as I fell backward.

Biff shambled to the edge of the water in his zombie form and slashed at the drowned with his sword. The drowned took substantial damage, but was still fighting. He reached out and grabbed Biff’s leg. Biff slashed at him again but he did not let go of Biff’s leg.

I had recovered by now, and I too slashed at the drowned. He growled at me, but could not attack me. However, he did not let go of Biff’s leg and suddenly, he pulled Biff into the water! Biff began to sink.

“No! Biff!” I shouted.

I slashed at the drowned two more times and, finally, he disappeared into a puff of smoke. I looked at the lake. It was pitch black. I couldn’t see Biff anywhere. I walked back and forth along the edge of the lake, hoping I would see something, but I could not.

After nearly a minute had passed, I saw two drowneds about to surface at the edge of the lake near me. I knew at least one of them was not DJ. I prepared my sword.

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