Diary of a Surfer Villager: Book 1: (an unofficial Minecraft series) by Dr. Block

Author:Dr. Block [Block]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Eclectic Esquire Media, LLC
Published: 2015-08-27T07:00:00+00:00

Day Five

I stopped by Emma’s house first thing in the morning to check on her progress. She told me to get lost.

Mad scientist.

I went back home.

My mom asked me how the surfing was coming along.

I told her great. I’d be surfing and making emeralds in no time.

She patted my head like a dog.

I knew she didn’t believe me.

The sad part is, I didn’t believe me either. Unless Emma’s idea worked, I’d never be a real surfer.

I decided not to go to the beach that day. Instead, I looked through my surfing magazine over and over, wishing I had waves.

“O great Notch,” I said aloud. “Why did you not create waves when you created the world?”

“Because you are a lame dork,” came the reply.

I sat up in my bed. Had I really just spoken with Notch?

But, I quickly realized I was wrong as I heard the laughter coming through my window.

I looked out the window and saw Biff walking away.

“You’re mean,” I yelled at him.

“At least I am not a surfer noob who will be a noob all his life because he will never learn to surf because there are no waves. Noob,” said Biff with a big smile.

I didn’t bother to reply. Unless Emma came up with a brilliant solution, Biff was right.

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