Cow Jokes by Johnny B. Laughing

Author:Johnny B. Laughing
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: jokes for kids, childrens joke books, childrens books about cows, cow book, cow book kids, cow books for kids, cow joke book, cow jokes, cow kids book, moo cow book
Publisher: Hey Sup Bye Publishing

Q: What do you get from a short-legged cow?

A: Dragon milk!

Q: What do you get from a forgetful cow?

A: Milk of amnesia!

Q: What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

A: Cold cream!

Q: What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A: A steak-out!

Q: What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

A: Steer Wars.

Q: What do you call explosive cow vomit?

A: A cud missile!

Q: What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrist’s office?

A: An encownter group.

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