Boy Battles Bug (Space Invaders Book 2) by A.K. Meek
Author:A.K. Meek [Meek, A.K.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Aethon Books
Published: 2021-10-11T22:00:00+00:00
14
Doll House
âSo youâre Mollyâs bodyguard,â Jimmy said casually as he rubbed his chin. He accentuated this with a sly smile that said Iâm onto your game. This was no mere manservant looking for his loaded employerâs spoiled brat daughter. This was a Replacement doing what Replacements do.
Jimmy was sure if this third-string mobster found Big Mouth, heâd drag her to whatever hell was waiting for people abducted by the alienâs minions. Theyâd turn her human body into a rotting DeadWalker while a Replacement, a carbon-copy pod person grown in a giant alien egg, would take her place.
The alien invadersâ plans were near perfect except for one wild variable they couldnât fathom despite their unlimited intelligence and intergalactic knowledge: Jimmy.
âBe cool, Jimmy,â Jimmy whispered to himself. This was a game of chess and all the pieces were set up on the chessboard. Fortunately the floor was black and white checkerboard, and that helped with the analogy.
Of course, chess was too difficult for Jimmy to learn. Heâd tried it out in an after-school program put on by the Royal Order of Chess Grandmasters and Asthmatics. Those were the pasty, anemic nerds who were bound to become tech giants once they graduated college at fifteen years old.
Jimmy did know checkers, though, and figured chess was just a snobbish pasty anemic nerd version of checkers. Either way, the game board was set, and Jimmy was about to say âking meâ with a pair of brass knuckles.
âWell, well, well, Mollyâs bodyguard, Mr. Guido,â Jimmy said. He threw in extra sarcasm in case the alien Replacement had a difficult time understanding basic human inflections. âAnd what do you plan on doing with her?â
âWith all the weirdness going on, Iâm here to protect her. Thatâs my job.â Guido shifted, moving nervously. His voice, while still Italian-mobster sounding, also became stilted. Clearly a monster attempting to pass as human. Despite the unfathomable alien intelligence, they still hadnât deciphered basic human emotion. That would be their downfall.
âHmm, your job,â Jimmy mused. âYour job isnât to tear apart my team and take over the world?â
Guido took a step back. Even from this distance Jimmy could feel the alien anger pouring from his artificial pores. Otherworldly hatred, shipped in from billions of light-years away, across the galaxyâs edge. âI know you,â he hissed, his voice now suddenly sounding dreadful and perilous. âI saw you in your lousy, lower-middle-income home in Apple Valley through your pathetic brotherâs eyes. I am Reggie!â Obviously the mask was now off.
Jimmy took a step back at his brotherâs name. So many crazy and impossible things had happened since he and Clancy had swung by his modest ranch home (which he felt was more upper middle class despite Guidoâs assessment) in Apple Valley. There theyâd met Replacement Reggie, who was nice to the point of being demented. It still sickened Jimmy.
Clearly, all the Replacements were linked together in some weird psychic chain. Much like Festus Crabb and Squash the pig in Unexplainable Paranormals. Or even Jimmy and his best friend/service dog, Max.
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