Belly Laugh Scary, Spooky Halloween Jokes for Kids by Sky Pony Press

Belly Laugh Scary, Spooky Halloween Jokes for Kids by Sky Pony Press

Author:Sky Pony Press
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781510741621
Publisher: Sky Pony
Published: 2018-03-15T00:00:00+00:00


What do cannibals serve for dinner?

Pot luck!

What happened when the witch met the wizard?

It was love at first fright!

What does a polite vampire say?

Fangs a lot!

What’s a ghost’s favorite soup?

Scream of tomato!

What does a vampire bathe in?

The bat-tub!

What medicine do you find in cemeteries?

Coffin drops!

What don’t you upset a cannibal?

You might end up in hot water!

Where do Chinese vampires live?

Fang-hai!

What horses do ghosts ride?

Night-mares!

Why did the cannibal move?

He was fed up with his own people!



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