A Dragon For Every Princess: An Erotic LitRPG Novel (Miracle World Book 3) by Dragon Cobolt

Author:Dragon Cobolt [Cobolt, Dragon]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Uruk Press
Published: 2023-05-31T16:00:00+00:00

Chapter Eight: Guest Starring Marina Sirtis

One decided non-montage later, Marc and TLQ emerged from a doorway that swirled with eldritch light – then crackled away, leaving them both standing outside of the second of four pocket dimensions, above a sub-basement, and roughly one quarter of the way through TOTBOB. The two of them were naked, dripping with yellow egg-slime, and lightly speckled with bits of feathers and blasted chunks of half-cooked chicken breasts, thighs, and breading.

“We shall never speak of this again,” Marc said.

“Agreed!” TLQ said, wiping her hands along her face and groaning. “How much XP are you up?”

“Uhhh.” Marc closed his eyes. “Twelve thousand. Roughly. Counting the, uh... the…” He trailed off as both of them looked into the middle distance, then shuddered.

The comlink crackled and Tiff’s voice – concerned and tight – came through. “Are you two back?”

“Yeah, we’re good! Well, no, not good, but at least we are alive,” Marc said, sighing. “Any of those cleaning portals nearby?”

“Nope, sorry, there are none on this level. We’ve just got three trap corridors, then the gargoyle room,” Tiff said.

Tune cut in: “We’re trying to narrow down which of the editions this level is – they seem to be shifting around at random, since, well, the sub-basement was from one edition, and the entrance was from another one. So, could you look at the ceiling decorations and tell me if the naked ladies have lapis lazuli or royal blue enameling?”

“Naked ladies!?” Marc jerked his head upwards, looking at the ceiling.

TLQ, who was using her hands to brush more gunk off her completely bare breasts, snorted. “Marc, uh, you remember I’m a naked lady, right here, right?”

“Shh, shh,” Marc said, holding up his hands, narrowing his eyes. “The titties in the engravings are... blue.”

Tune let out a slow sigh. “Okay, we’ll check for other clues then.” The rustling sounds of paper sounded. “Oh, also, while you were in the pocket dimension, we picked up some distant gas guzzlers on the sensors. We’ve put a pin in it.”

“Got it,” Marc said, frowning. “TLQ, do you think they’re lapis lazuli or royal blue?”

“They’re kinda royal lazuli,” TLQ said, then frowned. “Do you have spare clothes?”

“Oh, yeah,” Marc said, then closed his eyes. He opened them and held out a folded up bundle of clothes. Then he got to wiping himself down with a towel he had pulled from his pack as well. After a bit, he was dressed and somewhat clean – even if he was sure he was going to be picking KFC classic breading from his hair for the next week or so. He flicked another bit away as he took stock of more than just the naked ladies in the ceiling.

The corridor was wide, relatively brightly lit for TOTBOB, and decorated with all the flash and taste of an extremely horny Englishman in the height of some period of art history that Marc would have a name for if he had ever read a book. Every few feet were

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