The Misadventures of George and the Talking Butt by J. L. Frankel

Author:J. L. Frankel
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Gatekeeper Press

“George, why are we crawling?”

“This is a covert mission, Butt; we are like spies and this is how spies sneak around. Now, keep it down before someone hears us!”

After another 30 seconds of unnecessary slow crawling on the floor, George made it to his parents’ bathroom. Inside the bathroom, he quietly lifted the toilet lid, dropped the two Tootsie Rolls into the toilet along with a small bit of toilet paper, then ran back to his room as fast as he could. About 30 minutes later, he heard his father come up the stairs and go into his bedroom. George poked his head out of his bedroom, making sure no one would see him, and quickly tiptoed down the hallway to put his ear up against the door to his parents’ room. Then he heard it.

“Oh gross! Are you kidding me?” yelled George’s dad. “Who did this? Who made a number two in my toilet and didn’t flush?! Evan, how many times have I told you not to use my bathroom? And if you do, flush the toilet!” George hustled back to his room and closed the door, then he and Butt fell to the floor laughing hysterically.

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