Suppose a Kid from the Last Dungeon Boonies Moved to a Starter Town, Vol. 7 by Toshio Satou and Nao Watanuki

Author:Toshio Satou and Nao Watanuki [Satou, Toshio and Watanuki, Nao]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Yen On
Published: 2021-09-21T00:00:00+00:00

“Yahhhhhhhhhhhh… Augh!”

Slpp.

“““Huh?”””

The wooden blade had gone rocketing out of his hands. He’d been so stressed, sweat had greased his palms.

His horrified yelp made everyone turn and look…

…Foom. With a sound beyond description, the wooden sword broke the sound barrier, leaving a sonic boom in its wake as it rocketed off toward the upper atmosphere.

Everyone looked to the sky, like they were following a golf ball.

Boom! And the wooden sword…knocked the tip off the famous bladelike peak of the Rapier Ridge. Like snapping the tip off a utility knife.

“Auuuugh!” Anzu wailed. “The Rapier Ridge! One of the hundred sights of the Ascorbic Domain! A tourist attraction!”

There were now only ninety-nine tourist attractions, and witnessing that moment had snapped Anzu’s heart like the wooden sword had snapped the mountain peak.

“I-I’m so, so sorry! I totally let the blade slip out of my grasp… Is it in the thicket somewhere?”

Lloyd started searching in the wrong direction.

“L-Lloyd, I don’t think it’s there…,” Marie said.

“Really, Marie? But I heard some strange noises from that direction….”

“You did? Oh, right…”

Thwack! Crashhh… Rustle. Thud. They were clearly the sounds of something getting hit hard, and it collapsing…and they kept repeating…

The sounds of Phyllo training. The look of horror on Anzu’s face somehow got even worse.

“……Hah! …Hah!”

“Eaugh… Th-the entire thicket…”

Phyllo had taken Anzu’s advice extremely literally and was beating the hell out of every tree in sight. Her raw strength was so great that even with a wooden sword, she was taking out a sturdy bamboo tree with each strike. Like a bear pissed because someone interrupted its winter sleep.

Running out of trees in one thicket, she moved toward the next…but that thicket was…

“Auuuuuugh! The Bamboo Backwoods! Another of the hundred sights! Another tourist attraction, gone!”

Yes, this was the famous thicket behind the Kyounin clan’s temple. Phyllo was so absorbed in her training, she failed to realize she was ruining the view.

Thwack! Crashhh… Rustle. Thud. Mowing…no, terraforming her way through the tourist attraction, Phyllo soon made it possible to see what lay on the other side.

“Yo, Phyllo! Don’t cut that thicket!”

“……Huh?”

“Er, um…yeah, she’s sure something… Take your eyes off her for one minute…”

Anzu sounded like a mom who’d let their kid help with the gardening only to realize they’d mistaken the veggies for weeds and pulled them all.

Now there were only ninety-eight tourist attractions, and witnessing that moment left Anzu looking…almost bemused.

“……Oh…not here? Sorry.”

“Well, it’s my fault for not specifying…and for underestimating your strength…”

“Don’t look so sad, Phyllo!” Lloyd cried out. “I messed up, too! We’ve just gotta try and make up for it!”

“……Mm!”

It was cute how they were both so fired up, but…

“No matter how many swords I drop, I won’t give up!”

“……If this thicket is off-limits, then where…? Maybe that pretty garden?”

Their next lines were just ominous. Lloyd’s especially. Depending on the angle, it could result in fatalities.

Deciding it was best to prevent further damages, Anzu leaped in. “No, no, no, no, you’re good! Please, no more!”

She looked so exhausted and limp that Lloyd instantly jumped to the wrong conclusion.

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