Slayers: Volume 1 by Hajime Kanzaka

Author:Hajime Kanzaka [KANZAKA, HAJIME]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: J-Novel Club
Published: 2020-08-17T00:00:00+00:00

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Silence. Absolute silence.

Not a soul in the room had any idea what Nunsa was getting at. We all stared at him, utterly dumbfounded.

“What’s wrong?” Nunsa asked.

“Hey...” said Dilgear first. “What exactly do eggs have to do with this, Nunsa?”

Nunsa looked over at the werewolf. If he were physically capable of facial expression, I believe the current look on his face would have been one of bafflement.

“Well... I can’t procreate without eggs...” he said, as if this were total common sense.

“Ah!” Zelgadis exclaimed, clapping his hands together. “Fishmen reproduce differently than we do.”

“What?” Zolf asked, his eyes narrowed suspiciously.

Oh, of course...

“Tell us, Nunsa. How do your people have children?” Zelgadis asked.

“The female lays the eggs... and the male fertilizes them. Then you leave the eggs in a moist place... and fifty days later... hatchlings emerge...”

Yup, figures. They reproduced more like fish than men.

“What in the...” Zolf muttered before laying into Nunsa. “You could have said so earlier, you know?!”

“I didn’t realize... that your breeding process was different than ours...”

“Why, you—”

“Hang on, Zolf,” Dilgear interrupted. “Instead of barking at us, why don’t you just man up and do it yourself? Or have Rodimus do it? You’re both human, at least.”

“Rodimus has his knight complex. You know, that old-fashioned nonsense about chivalry and all. He’s not even here right now because we’re ‘bullying a child.’ He’d never do it, even if I got on my hands and knees and begged.”

I was guessing “Rodimus” was the middle-aged swordsman.

“As for me, I’m covered in burns—thanks to her, no less. Anything I do would be harder on me than her.”

“Then... maybe just don’t do it at all?”

“Wait, there’s still...” Zolf murmured, now turning his gaze to Zelgadis.

“H-Hey, just a minute now,” the golem man started in a panic. “Don’t look at me. I’m not into sex with women who are crying and screaming.”

“Aw, c’mooon...” Zolf pleaded tearfully.

What the hell? Are you crying? What are you, a child?!

My relief at all this was quickly turning to overconfidence.

“Then you leave me no choice...” Zolf grumbled.

Ah, he was starting to bounce back.

“I’ll try a different tactic.”

No, no bouncing back! Stop!

“First things first...” he said, pulling out a rag about the size of a handkerchief.

“Wh-What are you gonna do?!”

Zolf ignored my question and walked around behind me.

“Don’t just stand there! Tell m— Mmph!” I shouted, interrupted by a sudden gag in my mouth.

“There. Not another word out of you,” he said, casually walking back around in front of me. “Now, let us proceed.”

What in the world is he...?

Zolf leered at me, his lips curling up into a snide grin.

“Shrimp.”

“Mmgh! [Hey!]”

“Ugly.”

“Hrgh! [Damn you!]”

“Brat. Washboard. Shrew. Snot-nosed kid. Beady-eyed twit. Half-baked wannabe.”

And so on and so forth. Zolf’s insults kept coming fast and furious.

Argh! It was the worst! I’d never lose a trash-talking duel so long as I could, y’know, talk!

You think you’re pretty hot, huh? You’re short and bowlegged, not to mention a total creep! I bet under all those bandages you’re just as ugly as you are stupid! Where does

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