Princesses Don't Do Summer School (Princesses of the Pizza Parlor Book 1) by Maikel Yarimizu

Author:Maikel Yarimizu [Yarimizu, Maikel]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2016-12-23T23:00:00+00:00

"What." Uncle's face in this moment was a perfect picture. His eyebrows had levitated all the way up to the hairline, and his jaw had dropped just as far in the opposite direction. Under his right eye, the muscles along the cheekbone had bunched up and were twitching slightly. All of this had come from a single look at the plan, laid out carefully on a piece of scratch paper in colored pencil. The game had adjourned for a few minutes while he'd gone to the toilet and refilled his root beer, but then he'd returned to find... this. "Are you serious?"

"It's a good plan!" Helen insisted.

"Definitely gonna work," said Cynthia.

"And didn't you tell us we should pool our resources?" added Shelby.

"Yes, but..." But he hadn't imagine anything like the Rube Goldberg scenario before him now. Okay, maybe it wasn't quite so bad as that, but it was close. "So... Bianca's going to fly up the wall, but not over it..."

"That's right!"

"And she's going to use her mud ball spell to fill a space in the rocks —" One that he'd intended to be used for a grapnel... "— and then stick Flora's Staff of Plenty in sideways?"

Katelyn nodded.

"You said that nothing could move it once it was planted," Shelby pointed out. "And it's magic, so 'nothing' could include gravity, right?"

"Before that," he continued, rubbing his head, "You'll wrap a section of canvas around the staff, rolled up at the edges, and once it's stuck in the wall you'll hang a rope over it and use it as a pulley to lift all your gear up the wall?"

"Once Gwen and Flora have used it to climb up," said Helen.

"Cassie and Bianca are using the broom to get to the top, but not go over," said Claire. "So we don't set off the gargoyles. Probably."

"Then Selvi uses her awesome barbarian strength to hoist up the supplies, so everyone can unload them on top. She'll follow on up, and then we'll lower a rope down the other side to climb down," Shelby said. "Piece of cake."

"If you say so..." Honestly, he could think of a lot of ways this could go wrong, not to mention several things he could do as the game master to actively prevent them from succeeding. Things he probably should do, like point out that the mud ball spell shouldn't produce enough mud to make this work, just to keep things within the letter of the rules. But... it was the most creative thing he'd seen from them so far, and it wasn't even the craziest thing he'd ever seen in a game. Plus, he could smell the pizzas cooking in Max's oven.

His stomach made the decision for him. "Okay, I'll allow it. Time to roll 'em, ladies. Katelyn, Bianca's skill bonus for flying is going to be canceled out by having to balance Cassie on there as well, so you will need to secure her somehow. Cynthia, Flora doesn't have any points in climbing, so use her strength bonus when you roll.

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