Old Macdonald Had a Phone by Jeanne Willis
Author:Jeanne Willis
Language: eng
Format: epub
The sheep ignored the rams,
The sheepdog lost the lambs.
Old Macdonald had a farm
But nothing in his shop,
Cows messaging at milking time
Would not produce a drop.
The hens wouldnât lay,
On their phones all day,
Here a tweet, there a chat,
WhatsApping the farm cat.
Old Macdonald used to run
The noisiest of farms,
Now all he hears are ringtones
And the beep of phone alarms.
Not a baa-baa here . . .
Nor a moo-moo there,
Not a snort-snort . . .
SILENCE everywhere!
Old Macdonald took the phones
And locked them in the shed,
It made the sheepdog so annoyed,
He sulked and went to bed.
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