Old Macdonald Had a Phone by Jeanne Willis

Old Macdonald Had a Phone by Jeanne Willis

Author:Jeanne Willis
Language: eng
Format: epub


The sheep ignored the rams,

The sheepdog lost the lambs.

Old Macdonald had a farm

But nothing in his shop,

Cows messaging at milking time

Would not produce a drop.

The hens wouldn’t lay,

On their phones all day,

Here a tweet, there a chat,

WhatsApping the farm cat.

Old Macdonald used to run

The noisiest of farms,

Now all he hears are ringtones

And the beep of phone alarms.

Not a baa-baa here . . .

Nor a moo-moo there,

Not a snort-snort . . .

SILENCE everywhere!

Old Macdonald took the phones

And locked them in the shed,

It made the sheepdog so annoyed,

He sulked and went to bed.



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