Laugh-Out-Loud Awesome Jokes for Kids by Rob Elliott

Author:Rob Elliott
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2019-01-25T16:00:00+00:00

Q: Why did the baker go to the bank?

A: Because he kneaded more dough!

Joe: Do you like your new beard?

Phil: It’s growing on me.

Q: How many animals did Moses take on the ark?

A: None, it was Noah’s ark!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Mustache.

Mustache who?

I mustache if you’re going to let me in!

Q: What muscle never says “hello”?

A: A bye-cep!

Q: What kind of fruit is hard to chew?

A: A pome-granite!

Q: How does an angel light a candle?

A: With a match made in heaven.

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