Witch Out of Luck by J Thompson
Author:J Thompson [Thompson, J]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: J Thompson
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Bas circled the calendar, his tiny feet eating up the steps as he walked around and around it. He eyed it, as well as he could considering his right eye was swollen shut, and he did have a small limp. He would give it to the ginger tosser, he knew how to fight. Although the grunts of âthis was not in the Queensberry rulesâ got a little tiresome.
âWhy is it vibrating?â Binky asked from the other side of the room. He was as far away as he could be and had a helmet on. Where the hell he got a helmet that fit him, he had no idea. A helmet, glasses, and he had a roll of bubble wrap on standby. Where had Bas been brought to? This place was crazy and then some. But the ginger twat and the boss-eyed pigeon were the least of his worries.
âI haven't a clue,â Bas admitted.
âAre we telling the girls?â Grundlepus asked from the chair, where he had his back leg raised and was cleaning his balls.
âDo you have to do that now?â Bas snapped. It was a sight he didn't want to see ever, never mind in the midst of an approaching apocalypse.
âYes, I do. You got dirt and blood on me. I need to clean myself thoroughly or else I cannot focus,â Grundlepus answered, his posh accent back. When they were fighting, he could have sworn he heard a touch of Black Country.
âAnd to answer your question,â Bas began, âI have not told the girls yet. They are still bonding and doing girly stuff.â
âHa, thatâs what you think,â Binky snickered from the corner, as he started to wrap himself in the bubble wrap. âI saw your witch heading down to the cavernâ hand in hand with a kracken. Or should I say tentacle. ARSE.â
âWhat?â Bas stared at the bird, but it was the ginger that answered.
âDefinitely hand. He has no tentacles in human form.â
âAhh okay, wanted to get it right. My etiquette with krackens is lacking.â
âHang a fucking trout,â Bas shouted. âWhere is Izzy?â
âBoinking a Kracken,â Binky answered.
âLooking to make a few waves,â the cat crooned, then snorted.
âHey, do you two think this is funny?â Bas rubbed a paw over his face. âShe didn't come here to getââ
âJiggy with it?â
âGet it on? Boom chicka wow wow,â Binky continued.
âFor fuckâs sake, is it always this mental here?â Bas asked no one in particular, and sat next to the calendar. It vibrated a touch more, so he leaned against it, using it to massage his back. If it was going to go boom, they were screwed anyway, so may as well make it useful.
âPretty much. Both Maeve and Arietta were getting some whilst shit was going down,â Binky admitted. âBut as daft as it sounds, those girls need those men in their lives.â
âBut they have us,â Bas argued, though his voice didn't hold any conviction.
âI know, but they need more,â Grundlepus stated and looked at Binky. âDO NOT SAY IT.â
âSay what? More dick? BASTARD.
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