seducing mr. darcy by User

Author:User [User]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2012-06-30T11:02:22+00:00

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“Whatever I gave you? Honey, I’m clean. Ninety-nine and forty-four one-hundredth’s-percent pure. Like Ivory soap.”

“You’d better recheck the label. I got the worst case of crabs I’ve ever seen.”

“No way, baby—”

“Yes way. Look!”

Io twisted until she was on her hands and knees, facing out the passenger window, and pulled her jeans down. “See!”

“Jesus!” Her spectacular and utterly cleavable buns were covered in a sticky, pink mess and waggling about six inches from his face. His gorge and his dick stiffened at the same time. “Baby, you’re a mess!”

“Not that! Wipe it off. Look at the skin.”

God, he was half hard now, despite her Pepto-Bismol coating. He wondered if he could work in a quick one from this position. Maybe if he stepped out and she put her knees on his seat—

“Now, Jed!”

Christ! He looked around the car for a rag or some Kleenex but saw nothing in the front or the back.

“Jed!”

Fuck. He whipped off his beret and wiped, and every motion brought the color guard in his shorts one step closer to a full rebel charge. He couldn’t help it. He clamped his hands over those firm baby melons and felt his balls rumble. Hell, if penicillin was good enough for her, it’d be good enough for him too. He dropped the beret, unzipped his fly and pulled out General Jackson. “Baby, you’re about to make a soft landing on a very hard target.”

“Jed, for God’s sake, would you look!”

He flipped on the overhead light and laughed.

“That ain’t crabs, sugar. That’s poison ivy!” Jed stopped mid-guffaw.

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