How to Make People Laugh: Develop Confidence and Charisma, Master Improv Comedy, and Be More Witty with Anyone, Anytime, Anywhere (Communication Skills Training Book 1) by James W. Williams

Author:James W. Williams [W. Williams, James]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2020-09-25T00:00:00+00:00

Still sad, but funnier:

My head was spinning when I woke up this morning. I could still hear the chirping birds that made a halo around it. If only I could flick them dead so that they would feel what I was feeling and not bother me. I believe I must have cleared all the booze from that bar last night. Yeah, I am a big woman, and I knew that I was not supposed to do that. But guess what? Yes, I did. I downed the Bacardi, Johnny Walker, and even the non-descript gin that old man was nursing in his corner. It was all because of that Clara, who I could swear had sights on my boyfriend, Chris. She was drinking glass after glass as if she was a tube with a hole at the end. The alcohol just seemed to pass through her, seamlessly. Chris was gawking at her with admiration, at how she still looked like she could join a pageant and do a nice little half-wave at all the bar patrons. I could not stand them. They were making my eyes sting—or was that the alcohol? Well, I am forgetting about them for the moment and throwing myself in the shower, or else I may lose my job.

The two scenarios are basically the same. Some may say that the only difference is the personality that each has injected into the narrative. The second one has added some exaggeration and vivid descriptions compared to the first, which is a more matter-of-fact version of the same tale.

Is one of the two narratives a lie? No, both of the stories are truths. However, the first one sparsely narrates the events, while the second one highlights the ridiculousness of the situation.

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