Gifting the Wonderful World With Explosions! Volume 2 by Natsume Akatsuki

Author:Natsume Akatsuki [Akatsuki, Natsume]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2017-01-25T05:00:00+00:00

Part 5

—Roars and invectives echoed in the streets of Alcanretia.

“Over here! Those Axis Cultists stole all the toilet papers!”

I listened to the complaints from behind as I fled with Zesta.

“Mr. Zesta! Why did you steal all the tissue papers in the toilets!? I really cannot understand what you are thinking!”

“I left the recruitment forms there as a replacement for the toilet papers! That’s right. When the lost sheep descended into despair at the lack of toilet paper, the glorious recruitment forms for the Axis Cult came to the rescue! What do you think those people will do when faced with such divine offer of salvation?”

“I think they will use the forms to wipe their asses.”

“……Wouldn’t they sign up on the forms immediately to pray to Lady Aqua for a miracle…?”

“I think not. Or rather, those forms that were left behind will only become evidence that this was done by Axis Cultists, increasing the cult’s disrepute… Ah, we are surrounded!”

Unknowingly, Zesta, who was still holding on to the toilet papers, and I were surrounded.

“You two over there! Stand still and stop resisting!”

The police came from all directions and slowly shrank the circle around us.

At this moment, Zesta strengthened his resolve and pulled my sleeve.

“Miss Megumin, now is the time to display your power. Quickly, let them witness the true power of the Crimson Magic Clan.”

This uncle was asking me to use magic to blow them away?

“Impossible. My magic cannot be restrained. The entire neighborhood will be ruined. I cannot use my magic in the city!”

“No problem! I got good stuff here!”

Zesta took out the stolen toilet paper with great confidence.

“Use this to cover your face…”

“Are you stupid? Are you really stupid!? It won’t work!”

—On the road, after being lectured at the police station.

“I think maybe your cult membership isn’t increasing because you people always do things like this.”

“I think if we recruit serious people using normal methods, the cult will be very boring.”

This guy was hopeless.

“Seriously, this is so unlucky. Let’s go back.”

“Mis-Miss Megumin, just one last time! Please do what you suggested earlier! The one about a girl falling down on the street and waiting for a passer-by to help!”

“Eh—…”

Zesta put his hands together in supplication as I looked on with reluctance.

“Please! …Ah, coincidentally, here comes an unlucky but kind-looking kid! I feel this kid surely won’t ignore Miss Megumin! Please!”

Seriously.

We agreed that this would be the last time and hid in the alley to prepare.

“Miss Megumin, now!”

At his signal, I rushed out of the alley and fell down naturally.

“……Ah! Ugh, ugh… To fall down on an even ground, I’m so…!”

I maintained my fallen pose and lay there without getting up.

Quickly, quickly help a weak little girl like me!

“……Ugh, ugh. I hurt my knees. It’s so painful that I cannot move…!”

Come on, quickly.

“……The wound will get infected and I will suffer from tetanus…”

“What are you doing?”

Hearing this familiar voice, I shivered on the floor.

“…… ……”

“Hey, I say, Megumin. What are you doing?”

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