Betty in the Sky With a Suitcase by Betty N. Thesky

Author:Betty N. Thesky [Thesky, Betty N.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Non-Fiction, Humour, Travel
ISBN: 9781606390115
Publisher: Riverbend Publishing
Published: 2010-02-01T00:00:00+00:00

A male flight attendant:

“We were in the middle of a flight and I was walking down the aisle checking on my passengers when I noticed a very large woman (with a very ample bosom) traveling with her pet chihuahua. The chihuahua was out of the carrier and sitting on her lap. Well, I’m a dog person, and I’m sympathetic to other dog people, but rule are rules, and the rule is that animals have to stay in their carriers. So I leaned over to speak to this very large woman (with the very ample bosom) and I explained why the rule is important and why she needed to comply with the rule and put the chihuahua back into the carrier. Without saying a word, she looked at me, and then she looked at the dog, and then this very large woman (with the very ample bosom) picked up the chihuahua and tucked the tiny dog into her very ample bosom. The dog fit there very nicely and seemed very comfortable. So I looked at her, and I looked at the dog (in her very ample bosom) and I said, ‘Well, technically, I guess that would qualify as a carrier…’ and the dog rode in her very ample bosom for the rest of the flight.”

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